yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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