I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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