The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
