the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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