Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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