did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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