She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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