take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
ttyl tear gas
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
