NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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