If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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go home
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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