do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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