Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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