once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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