well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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