Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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