He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do vagina's smell?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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