..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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