So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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