I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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