3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize