His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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