They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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