We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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