ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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