I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
