It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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