This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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