Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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