My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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