guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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