i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No subtext here. People are naked.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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