This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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