that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
