I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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