She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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