I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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