By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
either way he was missing a nipple.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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