Its about making memories worth repressing
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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