You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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