Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's blow job season.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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