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go home
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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