I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
