I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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