Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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