Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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