she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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