I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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