glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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