Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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