You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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