Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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