You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
