Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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