Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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