no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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