if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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